Small penises have feelings too.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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