cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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