Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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