At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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