You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
His nipple licking is glorious
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