I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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