The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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