my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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