I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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