Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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