Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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