He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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