So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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