Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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