yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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