Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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