big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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