Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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