oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize