yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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