I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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