why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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