we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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