You work out of a Hotel?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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