think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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