omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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