I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
