I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
