Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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