Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just found puke in my bra..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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