i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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