super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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