After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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