we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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