you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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