Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
