The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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