i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Are we still banned from the library?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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