Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
vagina is talking i cant
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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