protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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