I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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