I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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