My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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