I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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