some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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