we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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