TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
She announced her abortion via fbk
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee