So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You're breaking my sexual little heart
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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