the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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