Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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