I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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