so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize