If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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