plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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