How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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