Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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