Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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